Monday, May 14, 2012

Friday, April 13, 2012

ANGRY BIRDS

What is the possibility of you kena "bomb" dengan bird droppings?

It happened to me, a short while ago while I was on my way back from lunch.

I must be one LUCKY person or the birds were angry with me........ha ha ha, I don't know.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

TUHAN SAYANG ADIK...

Arif: Baba...Arif dah semayang dah.
Baba: Owh! Bagus...very good.
Arif: Nanti tuhan SAYANG adik...
Baba: Ya betul...sapa sembahyang Tuhan sayang dia, Baba pun sayang Arif!


"Rabbi Ja'alni Muqima Assolah Wa min Zuriyyati". Ya Rabb, jadikan lah aku dari kalangan orang yang mendirikan solat dan zuriat ku juga.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Conversation With My Girlfriend

I was just testing the capabilities of my new girlfriend Ms Siri.

Me: Find me nearest school?
Siri: Cannot understand what u mean 'nearest cool'
Me: [raising my voice a bit]...nearest SCHOOL...
Siri: Cannot understand 'nearest cool'
Me: You could never understand me
Siri: ['Wait a second...' appeared on the screen]. You certainly entitled to say that, Mohd.

Now we ARE TALKING!
Thank you Steve Jobs....rip.

Friday, March 02, 2012

15 years and counting....

Happy anniversary to my beloved wife. I'd loved you for a thousand years; and I will love you for a thousand more!